Comedic Seduction Technique

For me personally,

I play off whatever a woman says to me. Its a completely spontaneous conversation. Avoid making it sound like your reading a list of questions. Also , I work mostly off my sense of humor.

But don’t try to be funny if your not.

Also,and this will sound weird , but I alter my voice a tad to make it funnier sounding which works well.

Here’s what I said to a cashier at Burlington Coat Factory last night after waiting in line for over 10 minutes.

Cashier: Sorry for the wait.

Mchenry: OUTRAGEOUS! I’m deeply insulted how dare you…..HOW DARE YOU.

Cashier:[laughs]

I didn’t try to pull a number in part because she was Hispanic and I never do well with Hispanics. What I said was in jest.I put strong emphasis on hard constinants like the letters “b” and “‘d” I also drag out my R’s .

But thats just what I do when being comedic.But back to the question at hand, theres many paths a conversation can take.

example: Let’s take above conversation ,what different path could I have taken?

Cashier: Sorry for the long wait.

Mchenry: That is a complete outrage, But I’m sure you’ll make it up to me with a 10% discount, yes?

cashier: I don’t have the authority to do that. LOL [laugh out loud]

Mchenry:GOOD, because I rebel against authority and wouldn’t want to have to demonstrate my KUNG FU abilities on you.

cashier: Lol

Mchenry: You ever see “KARATE KID”?

THERE ARE TWO WAYS THIS CAN GO,

I’LL DEMONSTRATE :

Cashier: Yeah

Mchenry: I learned many things from that movie…..how to defend myself against a bully, How to deliver the kick of death, and how to WAX THE SH IT out of a car,You could see your face in it……..

But WHAT IF SHE DIDN’T SEE THE MOVIE ?

Mchenry: You ever see “Karate KId?

Chashier: uhhhh no

mchenry: GOOD. You don’t want to. He was quite the violent individual and yet,was a mere child. Believe it or not, I am a man. Imagine the damage I can inflict on your internal organs. It ain’t pretty….at least not as pretty as me.

Cashier: Lol

Now how do I turn this into a number close on both versions in this imaginary scenario?

stay tuned….

Mchenry: I learned many things from that movie…..how to defend myself against a bully, How to deliver the kick of death, and how to WAX THE

SHIT out of a car. You could see your face in it……..

Cashier: Lol

mchenry: I’ll let you use it to do your make up in ,in the event that you dont have a mirror handy sometime…….lemme get your number…

SECOND SCENARIO …

Mchnery: GOOD, you don’t want to. He was quite the violent individual and yet,was a mere child. Believe it or not….I am a man. Imagine the damage i can inflict on your internal organs,it ain’t pretty….at least not as pretty as me.

Cashier: Lol

Mchenry: But your not too shabby yourself,we would make beautiful children together…..If I was god and you were my assistant………did he have an assistant? Who cares! How bout you gimme your number and we’ll discuss it over a business dinner?

AT THIS POINT, EITHER SHE ACCEPTS AND GIVES ME HER NUMBER OR REJECTS ME…….

IF ACCEPTED ,I GET NUMBER AND LEAVE,IF REJECTED…….

Cashier: No thanks , I’ll pass…..

Mchenry: You mean, you’ll pass by me and my date waxing my car while u secretly wish it were you?

I’ll let u sleep on it.